Wednesday, February 22, 2006

every class has one of these

PROFESSOR [who was late because his wife accidently planed off the very tips of her fingers while she was making a violin]: It's actually a pretty common accident.
OLDER STUDENT [who between spouting innane jabbler and being annoying drives me nuts]: Oh, yeah (implied "it is").

What?! What?!

(His wife is all right, she did not even need stitches.)

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